( 009 ) Ω ( Video )

[semifreakingnormal]

Are none of you losers actually weirded out that we heard from the Admiral? I mean, when's the last time this asshole sad anything? It's like radio silence for months, and then oh hey, keep an eye out kids? Lame.

But at least he's back to putting on the food, right? I was getting so sick of waiting on you freaks to bring stuff back.

[He's tossing a lacrosse ball at the ceiling, laying on his back on the bed. The ball hits the ceiling methodically, dropping back into his hand, never interfering with how he holds the communicator in his other hand. He looks, unsurprisingly, very bored.]

And this flood is weird. I'm starting to think we should put a game together.

[He smiles, and there's a hint of fang pushing past his lips.] Who wants to play chase the inmate?

[Private to Daneca]

Come make out with me. [Or slap him. That would be super okay too.]

Comments

[routemistress]

Oh 'ello there. I don't recommend it, Scott love. Mine still bites back. And you're not where you think you are.

[semifreakingnormal]

I bite just as hard. [lol no, sit down scott] And I'm pretty sure I'm still on the Barge.

[routemistress]

Not the barge you think you're on. Come to that, Vic's not been me inmate in years either, but 'e'll still teach you better manners if we see any nonconsensual chasing. Got it, puppy?

[semifreakingnormal]

Did you just call me a puppy?

[characterdefect]

Oh my god. He shows teeth.

It's adorable.

[semifreakingnormal]

[Well now he has to grow them even more. Look at those mutton chops sprout!]

And who are you?

[characterdefect]

[D'AWWWWWWWWWWW.]

Roderick. And you're Scott. You're the big bad wolf.

[semifreakingnormal]

That's right. [His eyes are red now, different from the gold they turned when they first met.]

At least some people pay attention.

private

[advocacy]

...Excuse you?

private

[semifreakingnormal]

Come

make out

with

me.

private

[advocacy]

You're joking, right?

private

[semifreakingnormal]

Uh, when have I ever joked about this? You're hot. I'm hot. It's chemistry.

God, you can just say you want me to come over instead, it's not a big deal.

[praesidium]

Chase the inmate?

[semifreakingnormal]

Oh, are you new? Even better. It'll be a welcome to the Barge game.

[praesidium]

I think you're in the wrong place.

[semifreakingnormal]

Starting to wonder if you are.

If you're an inmate, you can be the star of the game.

[outofclothes]

You're so startling original, Fido.

[semifreakingnormal]

Who needs originality?

[outofclothes]

Well, I suppose if you're going to be that simple-minded, you sure as hell don't.

[lastincident]

Chase the inmates and I'll put you in the pound.

[semifreakingnormal]

[Okay that definitely gives Scott pause. You're scary, dude.]

I thought you liked this game.

[lastincident]

I do not like this game,

At all.

Don't do it.

[diealone]

Seriously?

[semifreakingnormal]

Volunteering? Definitely had you in mind.

[diealone]

You're welcome to try.