Before the Barge? [He shifts, puts his foot back on the floor and screws his face up a little in thought.] Like a month, I guess? Almost? I dunno, I didn't really...keep track. It started in January, though. Right after winter break.

[It's not a comparison Scott wants to think about, either - in fact, he doesn't want to think about that version of himself ever - but it's a good point. He just hasn't had the opportunity to learn, here.]

How long did it take you to figure it out? I mean, how long before you were able to brush your teeth again? [Weak zing?]