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[I'm so sorry to do this to you Barge, but there is a clatter and then suddenly video. Yeah, it's an accident. But at least it comes with a show!

There is music blaring, and yeah, it's Call Me Maybe. Even better, Scott is totally belting it at the top of his lungs.]

-was blowing, where you think you're going baby?

[He's off screen, or he was, because suddenly he's leaping onto his bed with a dramatic point.]

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! But here's my number, so call me maybe!

[This is that all out kind of singing, where you kind of suck and you might be a little tone def, but you don't care because you're alone in your room.

(He's definitely a little tone def.)]

It's hard to look right at you baaaaaaaaaby!

[He's jump-dancing on the bed now. The monkey may be involved. It's pretty embarrassing, and a touch adorable, because it's really hard for Scott not to look slightly adorable at all times.]

So here's my number, McCall me maybe!

[Adorableness retracted, he's completely dorksih.]

[Private to the Admiral]

[Added later, after the impromptu serenade.] I don't...know what's going on right now. But, I didn't hear about the clinic, and I just, wanted to know, I guess. Assuming everything's okay, anyway.

Is everything okay?

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I have no idea how to do the keyboard thing so, it's perfect.

Chris on drums?

Definitely.

Make Cassel sing.

Perfect. Band's all together now.

But I'm not dressing up like Kiss.

Not required. You're much too Boy Next Door to pull it off anyway.

Oh come on.

What? It's true. You're white bread. And the world needs white bread! KISS, it's -- pumpernickel. Multicolored challah! You're not. It's okay!

I'm not white bread.

Okay. Okay.

You're wheat.

I don't like this comparison.

Why's that? I'm not trying to be insulting or condescending, truly. The world needs white bread. And wheat. And so on.

White bread's...boring. And just - boring! Who wants to be white bread?

You're seeing this in--

Well, a white bread way. White bread isn't boring, it's a staple. It's the first thing you think of when you think of bread! White bread; Wonder Bread's polka-dotted label, if you're of the right age to remember that sort of thing. You're dependable, reliable. You're versatile, too and have a lot of ways you can be useful!

So don't be down on white bread, Scott! Pumpernickel is dark and dashing, with a strong flavor that not everybody likes. Sure, it's more flashy, but not everybody digs that.

Trust me-- even us more 'exotic' artisan breads would give our left arms for days we could just be white bread, Scott.

I guess so. [Except now he kind of wishes he was white bread, and that maybe he isn't really. Metaphors are confusing.]

Now I'm just hungry.

That's easily fixed.

No way, Riddick might start clapping.

What? Clapping? [ He's confused now ]

Cause of the, uh...singing?

I'm just not sure what Riddick has to do with it.

He works in the cafeteria?

Oh, pshh. Whatever. You can stand some clapping.

Or you can come down and fetch a pastries cube from me.

Oh. Right. Cool, man, thanks. [Just don't slip in any white bread.

(Slip in some white bread.)]

Of course! What are helpful senior wardens for?

[ He's going to get a lot of bread in a variety of types, all right. ]

Starting to think it's mocking the new guy.

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