( 003 ) Ω ( Video )

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[I'm so sorry to do this to you Barge, but there is a clatter and then suddenly video. Yeah, it's an accident. But at least it comes with a show!

There is music blaring, and yeah, it's Call Me Maybe. Even better, Scott is totally belting it at the top of his lungs.]

-was blowing, where you think you're going baby?

[He's off screen, or he was, because suddenly he's leaping onto his bed with a dramatic point.]

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! But here's my number, so call me maybe!

[This is that all out kind of singing, where you kind of suck and you might be a little tone def, but you don't care because you're alone in your room.

(He's definitely a little tone def.)]

It's hard to look right at you baaaaaaaaaby!

[He's jump-dancing on the bed now. The monkey may be involved. It's pretty embarrassing, and a touch adorable, because it's really hard for Scott not to look slightly adorable at all times.]

So here's my number, McCall me maybe!

[Adorableness retracted, he's completely dorksih.]

[Private to the Admiral]

[Added later, after the impromptu serenade.] I don't...know what's going on right now. But, I didn't hear about the clinic, and I just, wanted to know, I guess. Assuming everything's okay, anyway.





Is everything okay?

Comments

[with_my_teacup]

Little bit, yeah.

[His teeth flash; a brief grin.]

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I thought it was funny.

[with_my_teacup]

A-fucking-dorable. Good job.

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I'm not adorable.

[with_my_teacup]

[Creepy head-tilt. Riddick gives him a dubious look that conveys, basically, 'have you met you?']

[semifreakingnormal]

[...Why are you so creepy dude. Why.]

[with_my_teacup]

[Genetically engineered serial killer says 'it could be worse'.]

It could be worse, though, kid. Trust me, there's been much more embarassing accidental network shit.

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Like what? [Make him feel better. C:]

[with_my_teacup]

Sex, innocent shit that looks like sex, murders, fights, sex.

[semifreakingnormal]

That's a lot of sex.

[with_my_teacup]

It's a small barge, people get bored.

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Uh-huh.

[Yeah he's thinking about Allison.


And sex.]

[with_my_teacup]

Easy, boy.

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[Just. Blink, Scot.t] I guess there are worse ways to make an appearance.

[with_my_teacup]

You're fine.

Baby.

[semifreakingnormal]

Uh-huh, baby, McCall me maybe, any others?

[with_my_teacup]

Well with the goggles it is kinda hard to look right at you.

[semifreakingnormal]

Uh-huh, are you gonna hand out your number yet?

[with_my_teacup]

You obviously know how to reach me. [Innocent face] So... you know what to do.

[McCall him, maybe.]

Especially if you get your clinic up. I need you working with Selina.

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[Fine he is laughing and shaking his head.]

Yeah, I'm still waiting on that. The Admiral never answered me. I'll try again, I guess.

[with_my_teacup]

If he says no, I'ma still tap you for one-on-one lessons.

[semifreakingnormal]

Yeah, uh, I'll do my best.