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Scott McCall ([personal profile] semifreakingnormal) wrote2013-10-04 10:26 pm

(002) Ω (Video)

Whoah - hang on-- [There is some shaky cam for a second, and then Scott has managed to prop the camera up...somewhere. As he backs away, it's pretty clear that it's on some kind of tree branch, because it's angled down at Scott. He's got a lacrosse stick in his hands, and there's a red helmet on the ground next to him.

He's also grinning the biggest grin.]


The CES is awesome, in case uh, anyone else hasn't been up here yet. Totally awesome. [He's juggling a ball in the net, jerking the stick back and forth and tossing the ball up every now and then.] There's this big space, and it's like, completely perfect for lacrosse. Does anyone else play? Maybe we could get a scrimmage going.

[Private to Bruce]

Hey, uh, I'm Scott McCall. I'm new here, but Chromie told me you were talking about opening an animal clinic? It's just, I worked in one back home and I thought, you know, if I'm waiting around for an inmate I could help with that?

[Private to Megamind]

Hi. Um - I'm Scott. Do you have a minute?

[Private to the Admiral]

Sooooo, how would it work if I wanted to run an animal clinic? You know, for the pets and...animals. Can I use an empty room or something? Can you get me supplies? It'll, um. [And now he is totally reading from the list Megamind gave him.] It'll be a good, uh, employment opportunity for inmates, it'll make wardens' jobs easier because they won't have to worry about their pets, and taking care of animals is a good...learning experience?
mistconduct: (chicks dig the car)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-10-05 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, right. Like "scrimmage" isn't just some made-up bullshit word that doesn't indicate you like being fucked around with by a team of super athletic jocks.


How dumb do you think I am?
mistconduct: (chin bump)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-10-05 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Describe it for me. It sounds hella nasty.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] rocking the hat)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-10-05 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. I'll start describing sex positions and you tell me which one is most like scrimmaging.