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Whoah - hang on-- [There is some shaky cam for a second, and then Scott has managed to prop the camera up...somewhere. As he backs away, it's pretty clear that it's on some kind of tree branch, because it's angled down at Scott. He's got a lacrosse stick in his hands, and there's a red helmet on the ground next to him.

He's also grinning the biggest grin.]

The CES is awesome, in case uh, anyone else hasn't been up here yet. Totally awesome. [He's juggling a ball in the net, jerking the stick back and forth and tossing the ball up every now and then.] There's this big space, and it's like, completely perfect for lacrosse. Does anyone else play? Maybe we could get a scrimmage going.

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Hey, uh, I'm Scott McCall. I'm new here, but Chromie told me you were talking about opening an animal clinic? It's just, I worked in one back home and I thought, you know, if I'm waiting around for an inmate I could help with that?

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Hi. Um - I'm Scott. Do you have a minute?

[Private to the Admiral]

Sooooo, how would it work if I wanted to run an animal clinic? You know, for the pets and...animals. Can I use an empty room or something? Can you get me supplies? It'll, um. [And now he is totally reading from the list Megamind gave him.] It'll be a good, uh, employment opportunity for inmates, it'll make wardens' jobs easier because they won't have to worry about their pets, and taking care of animals is a good...learning experience?

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[versusnurture]

[She hesitates, then nods.]

Yeah. Learning, anyway.

It's not that hard. I always figured it would be harder.

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C'mooooon

[private]

[lastincident]

On some days.

[patheticvillain]

Don't c'mon me. C'mon does nothing. No effect. Whatsoever. I'm unfazed by c'mon.

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So did I.

[Scott.........] I mean, I do. Think it'd be hard. Why isn't it?

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How do you do it?

[versusnurture]

[Side. Eye. He is officially hiding something, she officially desires to know what.]

It's just not as hard to kill things as I expected.

Technically speaking, it can be challenging. Making sure you use your tools effectively and prepare the meat right.

[private]

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A...what? [small words, Megamind, use small words.]

Um, I was gonna ask for an animal clinic, and I have no idea how to ask him.

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[nooooo :c just teach him to lie or something :c]

You cook it too?? [alskdfjlks???]

[private]

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[He's not squeaking but he's totally trying hard not too.]

Dude. That's awesome.

[versusnurture]

Well, yeah, it'd be wasteful otherwise. Don't you think?

[private]

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Wait. Not awesome.

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You're just afraid of taking a ball to the face. It's okay! You can wear my helmet.

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I...yeah? [how feel what do.]

I dunno. I've never gone hunting, really.

[patheticvillain]

Nope.

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Chicken.

[versusnurture]

Do you have a moral objection?

[patheticvillain]

I love that you think that's going to work.

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I've never really thought about it, I guess.

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Okay, fine. But you've seen this place, right?

[tolaywaste]

Challenging strangers to games of pretty much any sport I've heard of.

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So, we're gonna be pretty busy.

[patheticvillain]

I've been here since February, yes, I've seen the CES, Scott. It's super awesome.

Why do you want me to play lacrosse with you anyway?

[tolaywaste]

That's the idea.

[versusnurture]

Really? Are you a vegetarian?