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[Scott is holding a copy of his complete Works of Shakespeare and looking really, really confused.]

So that was all Shakespeare?

[He flips through the book a little, blinking at the camera.]

I thought that was an Amanda Bynes movie.

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[voluntaryapnea]

No worries, Buddy. Shakespeare isn't my cup of tea either.

[semifreakingnormal]

Good. If you turn into Romeo on me, I'm gonna be so freaking mad.

[voluntaryapnea]

Don't worry, Juliet. You don't have to worry unless I start comparing you to the sun.

[semifreakingnormal]

Are you saying I'm not pretty?

[voluntaryapnea]

Relax. You're still the hot girl.

[semifreakingnormal]

Okay. I can relax now.

[voluntaryapnea]

Excellent. You're way too tense.

[semifreakingnormal]

I'm totally relaxed!

[voluntaryapnea]

...Yeah, sure you are.

[semifreakingnormal]

...Okay, but we're kind of on a hell boat, so I don't know how relaxed I can actually get...

[voluntaryapnea]

Dude, I don't think the Barge is a hell boat.

[semifreakingnormal]

Well it's not exactly a dream boat.

[voluntaryapnea]

Nope that's all you.

[semifreakingnormal]

Aw, you're gonna make me blush, dude.

[voluntaryapnea]

My work here is done.