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[semifreakingnormal]

[When the video clicks on, a couple things are very noticeably different. One, Scott is definitely in Scout's body. Two, he managed to get clothes that fit and figure out bras, so he's not awkwardly crossing his arms anymore. And three, he's wolfed out. It doesn't look the same, though. Sure, his eyes are glowing red and there are some serious, serious teeth in his mouth. He's looking at claws on his hand. But there's no facial hair, just regular hair. Regular really long hair: he has yet to figure out how to cope with all of it. His ears, grown and pointed, stick out from the mass.] This is so not fair. [He looks up at the camera finally, gesturing at his face.] Girls don't have to deal with the stupid sideburns! [It's not news, really - it's not like Erica or Cora or Malia ever had the sideburns. But somehow it's more noticeable on himself.] They're so lucky. Those things can itch when they grow.

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[voluntaryapnea]

[Stiles just...stares at his screen like he'd done with Allison...Alan. Except this is even more disconcerting. There's not even a question in his mind this time. This is Scott...except. Well. He's a girl now.]

Holy crap.

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[haic]

Right?

[Scott just throws his arms up and gives his best friend a look that screams 'what do.' It's almost pathetic.]

This is so your fault. You said I was the hot girl.

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[voluntaryapnea]

[He opens his mouth to respond to that and then closes it again. He does this a couple of times, eyes wide and unblinking as he just...stares. Because Scott actually really is a hot girl now.]

And I thought I'd literally seen everything.

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[haic]

I can't believe you're unaffected again. This is so not fair.

[He will absolutely by buying Stiles a wig and some make up in the near future. To make up for this travesty. Yes.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

[Stiles rakes a hand through his hair and purses his lips. He weighs it out in his mind. Okay. Scott is a girl. But at least Scott remembers that he's not supposed to be a girl. That's a win in his book.]

Don't worry, I'm sure eventually I'll be affected by stuff you aren't.

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[haic]

I'm going to laugh when you are. Like. A lot.

Just so you're prepared.

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[voluntaryapnea]

No, you won't. You're way too much of a nice guy -- uh. Nice girl. [Stiles ducks his head, and bites his lip as he tries not to laugh now.]

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[haic]

I'm gonna throw something at you so hard.

[No he won't. unless it's like a pillow. Then yes he would.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

Like a lacrosse ball?

[He totally knows you aren't that mean, Scott.]

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[haic]

Yeah, definitely a lacrosse ball.

[He's smiling, though. He wouldn't.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

Okay, so I have to say that I'm at least extremely glad you still know who you are. Because this could be so much more awkward than it is.

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[haic]

Oh my god, right?

Did you talk to Alan?

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[voluntaryapnea]

Yeah. Yeah, we talked. It was...weird. Like really weird. Don't even know what to do with this whole thing weird.

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[haic]

He hugged me when he wasn't wearing a shirt.

[Yep. Super weird what do.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

...annnd you definitely win the most awkward moment of the flood award.

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[haic]

Yeah. That's really consoling.

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[voluntaryapnea]

Sorry, Dude. I'm not good at the whole... [He waves a hand around.] Consoling thing.

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[haic]

Yeah, right.

[He knows better than anyone how much bull that is.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

[He gives a half-hearted shrug at Scott's -- Scout -- no. Scott. Still Scott -- tone, and he falls silent for a moment. His voice does drop a little and he drums his fingers on his desk.]

Seriously. You okay?

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[haic]

Yeah.

[He will not deny that it's weird as hell, but it could be worse. He definitely knows that.] I'm okay.

Jack says I probably shouldn't avoid peeing for the next few days though.

[He'll make light of it, because it's easier than worrying about what comes afterward.]

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[voluntaryapnea]

[He relaxes a little because his best friend does seem like he's dealing okay and yeah, it's weird, but at least it isn't the Mirror Barge, and for that he's pretty grateful. He does blink a couple of times at Scott's next words.]

Well for one I'm pretty sure that'd actually be impossible and...secondly, why would you want to?

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[haic]

Because my junk is gone, and even getting dressed this morning is weird.

But I don't really want to find out if werewolves can get a bladder infection either.

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[voluntaryapnea]

[He shakes his head.]

Dude. Being a werewolf cured your asthma. Which is uncureable. Pretty sure werewolves can't get bladder infections.

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[haic]

...Okay that's a good point but I should probably still go. Figure out how peeing works.

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[voluntaryapnea]

[That statement makes him snort involuntarily and then he laughs, unable to stop himself, leaning back in his chair.]

Yeah. Yeah, let me know how that goes.